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Hi there,

Welcome to my little corner of the planet. It may change physically, but my life is always evolving and things are always happening; sometimes hysterical, sometimes heart-wrenching, but never, ever dull. Masallah!

Nicole Silverman, Zazoo's Mama

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

ilili's first book.

I'm ilili's Mama, too.  I just created her first photo book.



Zazoo made the local news or...

...do you actually have to bite someone that smells like a French whore in the subway to get notoriety?

I showed the house Sunday. The real estate agent didn't listen to her client. Apparently he said "no stairs" because his ancient dad couldn't climb them. There are 4 sets altogether here. I was obviously annoyed that she wasted my time. I told them to wait in the entry hall while I collared Zaz and held him way into the garden but the man exclaimed,"we love dogs. No need.".

Against my better judgment, I didn't restrain him. When the man walked out, Zaz and silly ilili greeted him with tails a wagging. But when the old biddy came out he was pissed and barked. And barked. She must have tensed up and Zaz couldn't get a sense of what she was about because she reeked and nipped at her. I tried to get between them but the agent wasn't paying attention to me as I barked out commands. Good ol' Zaz was just doing his job trying to protect me from what he perceived as a mortal threat. Good doggy!

So the moral of the story is this: ladies, if you're brave enough to visit, please don't smell like a cheap French whore in the subway.

PS. Black Hawk's owner is more concerned that Zazoo will get cooties from her!

http://larchmont.patch.com/articles/police-blotter-family-feud-in-grocery-store-parking-lot-vengeful-dog-and-disappointed-burglers