...thank God it's only this sort of thing.
From this morning's police blotter:
7:55 a.m. – A homeowner on Orienta Avenue came outside to find a strange man curled up sleeping on his porch. Police arrived to take the man home to his own bed.
And we wonder why our taxes are preposterous?
3:20 p.m. – A snapping turtle who lost it’s way was discovered on a boat ramp at Harbor Island Park. Although a local trapper was unable to transport the animal, police kept watch until the turtle eventually found it’s way back into the water.
Who said we're having a recession or depression?
8:01 p.m. – A person driving a 2008 Land Rover and backing out of a spot in front of 322 Mamaroneck Ave., struck a 2006 Porsche that was stuck in traffic. The person driving the Land Rover left the scene; there were no injuries.
Well, perhaps we are. Older model vehicles.
And what about this: 6:05 p.m. – An ambulance driver struck a stone wall on Greacen Point Road when he made a sharp right turn out of a driveway. The right side of the ambulance and a side mirror were damaged.
This road near me has a home on the Market for 13 million usd. No joke.
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