Benvenuti, Bienvenue, Bienvenida, Hos geldin, مرحبا بكم, ברוכים הבאים, Welcome!

Hi there,

Welcome to my little corner of the planet. It may change physically, but my life is always evolving and things are always happening; sometimes hysterical, sometimes heart-wrenching, but never, ever dull. Masallah!

Nicole Silverman, Zazoo's Mama

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Maganda Mother of the Year Award


A maganda is an uneducated, unsophisticated person. The Turkish translation is: one who has something to learn.

After living many years in Turkey, I have a pretty good grasp on what is "maganda". Calling out in the street, shortchanging someone, being rude, being "low class." But it goes deeper than this.

An ex-pat friend who has also spent an incredible amount of time in this wonderful land, , and is unfortunately state-side too at the moment, were discussing what Mama's do that embarrass us, or what we call a "maganda move."

Her Mama and mine both started from humble beginnings and found their way up the success ladder mostly due to perseverance and marrying well. But they still have their moments. I won't tell you what hers did of late but I can relay what mine did which, I believe, nominates her for the "Maganda Mother of the Year Award."

My family has always had really nice luxury and hi-end vehicles. My Papa always said vanity plates were for losers that wanted to call more attention to themselves and also the police, if they should do anything wrong and someone would easily remember the tag.

That being said, Mama, who is divorced from Papa, you won't wonder why after reading this, recently acquired a black Mercedes 4 door sedan. a step up from the 2 seater roadster with no room. Inspired by the take-down of Bin Laden, she decided to name her car "Black Hawk." OK, an older lady trying to be adventuresome. BUT...then she told me she ordered new plates that read, "BLK HAWK." They come next week.

Now how the hell am I going to get in a car like that? Allah, Allah!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Tis the season!

Ah, "tis the season" and all that...which brings me to the fact that it's that time of year & certain folks have been asking me what I would like Santa to bring to my little home.  So, I figured I should compose a wish list.  Here it goes:

Plush squeaky toys for my boy, Zazoo.  The stranger the are, the better.  He loved a witch that cackled.

Matching sets from La Perla. 

Lemon scented bath products from L'Occitaine.

Retractable whip from Agent Provacateur.

Gift certificates to Saks Fifth and Bergdorf's.

Smart, single breasted black cashmere coat.

Long purple or burgundy leather gloves & matching silk scarf from Hermes.

Black felt/bunny fur blend brimmed hat to go with the above.

Burgundy or purple or black tall leather boots with thin heels to go with all the above to make a complete outfit.

Simple pearl post earrings.

Lounge wear:  slate grey cashmere zip up hoodie with pull on trousers.



More later.