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Hi there,

Welcome to my little corner of the planet. It may change physically, but my life is always evolving and things are always happening; sometimes hysterical, sometimes heart-wrenching, but never, ever dull. Masallah!

Nicole Silverman, Zazoo's Mama

Sunday, July 10, 2011

It's official...

...We re driving around in the bloody "BLK HAWK". Oy vey ish mir. Mama, why did you do this? How long will it be until we get pulled over by New York's finest?

Only time will tell. I'll keep you posted.

My friend Al and I got pulled over the other night in my village coz he drove like a dick. Thank God he didn't act retarded or crack wise to the nice and forgiving African-American officer. No ticket either.

Here's a photo we took at the NY Botanical Gardens while we visited the Gardens of Alhambra Spain, which was lovely, btw. I told him I would wait for him to screw up and then publish said photo. Didn't take long at all.