Zazoo's Mama

...are they exacting their revenge appropriately? Case in point: Mr. Zazoo has killed copious amounts of non-domesticated critters this ...

I'm ilili's Mama, too.  I just created her first photo book. Click here to view this photo book larger

...do you actually have to bite someone that smells like a French whore in the subway to get notoriety? I showed the house Sunday. The rea...

...the reoccurring nightmare breathes again. I told Dominick, my Papa, Friday night as I cut down pricker bushes that hung into the road f...

...are Mr. Zazoo and miss ilili safe in these here burbs? Damn, child, I'm so glad when Zaz had the ah, altercation with the skunks, t...

...thank God it's only this sort of thing. From this morning's police blotter: 7:55 a.m. – A homeowner on Orienta Avenue came ou...

...am I trying to gild the lily? Miss ILILI

...Tripolina and I have a good laugh on our way to a summertime waterside luncheon.  Check out the sign on the dumpster. If you don't ...

...how much of this bloody hurricane and the aftermath must I be forced to watch on the telly 'till I crack? I'm sure by now you...

...don't EVER say to the Jewel, or anyone, "I don't have any material."  A few hours after my prolific statement, the litt...

...is this getting ridiculous or what? This week has been either a "good catch" week for Zazzy, or pretty horrible for the wild ...

...or if I didn't have my hands full enough! Like I don't have enough to keep me busy, I have the Gaul to bring another Afghan into...

...will the wildlife survive my wild ones? So, it's that time of year again and the winds of change will be blowing in soon. That mean...

...or why being Zazoo's Mama keeps me on my toes. A week to the day after the Skunk Incident, we had the Jack Wabbit Incident. Good o...

...I thought to myself, "Wow, I don't have any plans for today.". Man, did that change in a heartbeat. It was about 5:40 AM an...